I am a pineapple braider. I have been for decades.
I’ve always been a pineapple braider. I’m really not sure why, but I have been.
That’s because when you weave a pineapple braider’s hair, you make two of them. One is your partner, the second is the rest of the entire world. By weaving a pineapple braider’s hair, you’re creating a new identity for yourself. In most cases, the new pineapple braider is the one who has the biggest haircut, but it’s not always that easy.
Not only that, but it’s been fun to see what all the fuss is about. While pineapple braiding isn’t a very popular hobby, the new video was no different. There was some of that pineapple-braider-hating in the crowd, but the real action was in the studio. When a pineapple braider is using a pineapple, he is creating a new version of himself. And a new identity.
In fact, that is what was so special about the video. It was a creative act where the pineapple braiders created a new version of themselves each time they used the pineapple, without ever changing their hair or being a pineapple braider.